Okay guys, I’m getting desperate so I’m going to come out with it all. Here it is: I’m a paranoid schizophrenic, I suffer from depression and anxiety, I have chronic pain in my joints and I get migraines; currently I’m in college, trying to claw my way to graduation, and I’m living with my adoptive family. To be perfectly honest, they aren’t very nice people and only just barely take care of me—- by which I mean, I have a roof over my head, someone to drive me to any of my many doctors and sometimes there’s enough to eat. I wanted to avoid telling the whole story and making a post like this, because it feels too much like a pity parade/begging, but it’s what I have to do at this point.
I really need help right now. I need money for food and medical/psych stuff, because I can’t work, my folks are tired of paying my way, and the process to getting on disability is killer. (But hopefully I’ll get on by the end of this year)
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Disney movies in order of historical setting
(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)
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“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.
A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”
powerful Black Science Man
“I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.
This is a good illustration of what’s wrong with the US criminal justice system.
I’m more struck by the second anecdote, in which he was evidently disqualified from jury duty for displaying the ability to do math.
|An aesthetic is a fake leg (or arm) that people use when they got no limbs|
Best. Cliffhanger. Resolution. Ever.
The way Jack is sizing him up, though. This is probably the moment he really, really decided “crazy, sexy bastard. I like him”.
Rose is just like
this is why you never skip Nine